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Anonymous said: to the anon about fake addresses, make sure the address doesnt exist or is non-residential though

okcreepsters:

Yes! Also this!

- S

personally my favorite fake address to give out is 1060 west addison, chicago

because of the blues brothers

"MACBETH: do you think I would make a good king
LADY MACBETH skateboards across the hall
LADY MACBETH: king of jerking off maybe
"

went to the grocery store today after work to pick up some beef jerky and like gelato and shit, as i was heading to the self checkout my path was blocked by a group of white dudes with an empty cart literally walking in through the checkout area

entering the store three abreast through the checkout area

white dudes ruin everything

rniguelangel:

theonion:

clickholeofficial:

Beyoncé Makes Susan B. Anthony Look Like A Shit-Sucking Gutter Feminist

From our sister publication, ClickHole

The ironic thing about this article is that it’s satire that’s supposed to be making fun of Beyonce’s feminism by comparing her to a “great” feminist like S.B. Anthony, when actually, Beyonce /is/ a better feminist than S.B. Anthony. Like S.B. Anthony was a fucking racist puta who only care about white femininity and stepped on black men and women in order to achive ~suffrage~ like… lmao ??  Susan B. Anthony /IS/ A Shit-Sucking Gutter Feminist

rniguelangel:

theonion:

clickholeofficial:

Beyoncé Makes Susan B. Anthony Look Like A Shit-Sucking Gutter Feminist

From our sister publication, ClickHole

The ironic thing about this article is that it’s satire that’s supposed to be making fun of Beyonce’s feminism by comparing her to a “great” feminist like S.B. Anthony, when actually, Beyonce /is/ a better feminist than S.B. Anthony. Like S.B. Anthony was a fucking racist puta who only care about white femininity and stepped on black men and women in order to achive ~suffrage~ like… lmao ??  Susan B. Anthony /IS/ A Shit-Sucking Gutter Feminist

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janefondle:

xpsycho:

eatimitationcrab:

setbabiesonfire:

Sgt. Thomas McVicar of the Jersey City Police Department shot 22 year old Kwadir Felton, leaving him blind, after Kwadir pulled a gun on him, he claims. Kwadir Felton denied the accusation, stating that he doesn’t even carry guns.

"I don’t understand!" Felton yelled at a police officer before his mother was removed from the courtroom. "You didn’t have to shoot me in the head for no reason! You trying to charge me with something I didn’t do!"

Sign the Change.org petition and get this story out there.

SIGN THE PETITION. Still at least 1,000 signatures needed. SIGNAL BOOST THIS or i will judge you.

This post has 140k notes, yet the change.org petition only has 44k. Sign the damn petition! 

This broke my fucking heart.

hey this needs about 16k more signatures

i think its time we discuss our cultural tendency to portray large animals, in childrens media and other works where animals are anthropomorphized, as overweight and out of shape

rather than that just being the size and shape that animal naturally is and it being perfectly healthy for them as it actually is in nature

like i just saw a post about po from kung fu panda and i enjoyed those movies dont get me wrong ok

but the thing is po is not overweight he is exactly the weight pandas are supposed to be

and pandas dont shove everything they see into their mouths they are actually very very selective about what they eat in fact they literally only eat one thing which is why they are going extinct

even tawaret the hippo goddess is portrayed in the kane chronicles as a fat woman, which ipso facto makes her “ugly”, but shes a freaking hippo lets not pretend it would be right or healthy for her body to be thin

lets stop shoving stereotypical fat-people traits on

well anyone at all really

but lets stop pretending any animals but humans would ever be hung up on something as silly as body type

and lets stop implicitly teaching children that its unhealthy for large animals to be large

its bad enough we teach children its unhealthy for fat people to be fat

but for fucks sake can we please keep that shit out of the animal kingdom

maybe ill rewatch rvb all over again

im now caught up to red vs blue and that means i cant watch a new episode until next week i fucked up i fuCKED U P

hangthatman:

you can be non-binary and still want to be referred to as he or she

you can be non-binary and still want to be someone’s girlfriend/boyfriend

you can be non-binary and be in a straight-passing relationship

you can be non-binary and want to refer to yourself with gendered language

there is no right way to be non-binary

your identity is perfect the way it is

don’t ever feel like you’re ~not queer enough~ because just by existing you are queer enough.