D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
Comparing your relationship to Romeo and Juliet to express how in love you are is kind of like using Hamlet to demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life is
winter survival tip: spray your brush down with hairspray before brushing out your staticky hair
shout out to avengers for remaining the single fandom where i have crushes on one good guy and one bad guy and i dont ship them together
YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
like i enjoy what ive heard of one directions music ok
but most of them are just
like i keep seeing these posts on my dash of “omg hes so hot” with pictures of them and
they look like little boys
im getting ollllllllllllllld
My life … condensed into 8 GIFs
we are one
A man after my own heart.
Basically how my nails looked when I first started painting them.
that awkward moment when you know you have to be at work at 7:30 in the morning but the internet wont stop being amazing